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City Farmer

...today's urban cowboy

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Urban faraming is a hoot. You should try and pay 3 to 5 times the amount for a head a lettece and waist that time.

  1. Waste your time>
  2. Go to Home Depot
  3. Look Stupid in Home Depot not knowing what your doing
  4. Pay $50 bucks for your tools and seeds.
  5. You go on vacation and your plants die
  6. All you had to do is go to Safeway and by fruit.